Web designer, 2 animators wanted

Am hoping y'all won't mind a little cross-posting.... I am on a mission, and it's not to find smelly, week-old Easter eggs....

Small production company with Big Contracts looking for a part time addition to our evolved team of satirists...

We lean to the left, and very hard on the Bush Administration (& other incredulous freaks of nature) with three minute videos that have been receiving exposure and accolades nation/world wide. We want someone who can create while taking direction - we want a collaborator, not an egoist. Love what you do, as we do too. List your influences as well as your accomplishments. Sense of humor mandatory. Be intelligent, well spoken, and aware of current events. Please be drug free and able to function in this plane of existence, as well as in our studio.

Please be well versed with the following:

Website design (Web 2.0)

Flash Animation

All Adobe Creative Suite Applications - including Fireworks, Illustrator, Premiere Pro, Photoshop, Dreamweaver and all Flash.... Adobe Creative Suite CS3

Apple Final Cut Pro

Bonus if they also know the following Microsoft developer tools:

AJAX

Silverlight

ASP.NET 2.0 or 3.0

C#

Java and JavaScript

Entertain us - we look forward to hearing from you!