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The Best Pizza Pie In Los Angeles
Fuhgeddabouttit. This is the friggin' real John Holmes for youse out dere whoor comin' from dah East. I'm talkin' about yes! Drippin' with cheesey cheese. Toppings deluxe. You cannot find a better slice if you hung your ass over the Hoover Dam. You know what I mean.
They deliver anywhere in Los Angeles, but you know, it's gonna costcha a few nickels if you don't live in the valley, genius. Gas is expensive, whaddayawant?
Also, try the Ziti. Friggin' good. I liked the Antipasto, and I'm tellin' you, the pie is from heaven's brick oven. Like a cannoli it's so bad for you. Try the 5,969 calorie pizza. I mean, a heart attack.
Come on, you know you ain't smokin' anymore, be bad a little for crissake.
You can't eat there, they got like 2 tables. Also, the graffiti is everywhere, even tho is done by a bunch of friggin' amachoors. Bring a Sharpie when you're waitin' to pick up your pie, leave a cartoon of your ugly feet or somethin.
The only picture of dis joint I could find was of some skinny retard eatin a slice ah my beloved joe peep pizza. It's a shame I didn't bring my camera so I's could help you understand the value of no atmospherre.
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Evader
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posted 02/10/06
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